Introducing...

Patrick Chan:

I haven't seen a skater that talented since the long ago days of Kurt Browning and Scotty Hamilton.

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I can't seem to stop writing these days:

Dear Dr. Phil,

Dude, you may couch it in any terms you want, but you are a freakin' media whore.  I'm sure your concern is genuine...genuinely concerned over ratings!!!

Seriously, couldn't you just have called?  Or met Brit-Brit at whatever place she's staying in?  And furthermore, I don't care how if Lynne Spears is a 'good person' or not, her parenting skills appear to have gone astray at some point*.  Sure, kids are their own people, but there is something seriously wrong with both of those girls, their desperate pleas for attention are just not normal.

Yours,

A Viewer

PS: Joe Simpson, you suck too.

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The Soup on E! is freakin' hilarious.

And, Oro out.