I write Letters

Dearest John Stewart -

    Dude, seriously, enough with the fat jokes.  Honest, they're not funny.

Yours,

A fan

~*~

Dear Ricky Gervais -

    The Office is awesome.  Your standup, however?  Not so much.  Again, enough of the fat jokes.

Yours,

Whatever

~*~

Dear Customers -

    I have eyes.  That means that if it's raining out and I ask if you want a bag, you do not need to tell me that it's raining outside in that snotty tone.  Women, if you are carrying bags or a backpack, I'm still going to ask whether or not you want a bag, because that's part of my job.  A simple 'Yes' or 'No' will suffice.

Yours,

Annoyed

~*~

Dear Republicans -

    Stop. It. 

Yours,

Increasingly Angry Citizen

~*~

Dear Other Drivers (including ones from Canada) -

    Learn how to drive.  Seriously.  Things you DO NOT NEED TO DO:

• brake at every single corner
• brake when other drivers are approaching in the other lane
• speed up when the road is straight
• pull out in front of a driver needlessly when there is no one behind the driver
• behave like you own the freakin' road
• ignore the rules of the road (assuming you bothered to learn them in the first place)

Yours,

Scared To Drive Home After Work On Friday and Saturday Nights

Oro out

Comments

[DD]

Do you read here? They take reader's peeves:

http://www.thepeevery.com/

[DD]

Do you read here? http://www.thepeevery.com/

[Aunt Becky]

Fat jokes stopped being funny like 10 years ago. Well said.

[PiquantMolly]

YES.

I was so disappointed with Ricky's appearance on the Daily Show that I posted it on the Shapely Prose Ning. It kills me that someone who is otherwise so scientifically-minded goes on and on about fat people needing to "quit eating."

Sigh.