Dear Dumb Crack At The Cross Walk -
Don't be an ass by doing these when the light is green (because that's when the cars go):
- pushing your stroller into the road
- not looking to see if there is a car making a turn
- then stopping (in the middle of the crosswalk) to shout and gesture at the driver
because YOU ARE WRONG and quite frankly, should never breed again. I mean, it does my nut in when I see women pushing strollers into the road, but y'know what, most of them actually look to see if there's a car coming. You, my dear, are a future Darwin Award Winner.
Yours, Still Pissed Off
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Meme Time!
Don’t take too long to think about it. Fifteen books you’ve read that
will always stick with you. First fifteen you can recall in no more than 15 minutes. Copy the instructions into your own post.
In no particular order of importance:
A Sandman graphic novels - Neil Gaiman
B Persuasion - Jane Austen
C To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
D Malazan Tale of the Fallen series - Stephen Erikson
E Gap Series - Steven Donaldson
F Country of the Pointed Firs - Sarah Orne Jewett
G Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
H The Morgaine Saga - CJ Cherryh
I Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
J Marmion/Lady of the Lake - Sir Walter Scott
K Le Morte D'Arthur - Thomas Malory
L Uncle Tom's Cabin - Harriet Beecher Stowe
M Reading the Forested Landscape - Tom Wessels
N ran out of time!
Can't believe there's not a bit of Shakespeare on that list...alas.
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Speaking of memes, I ran across Rocketboom's Institute of Internet Studies most excellent web videos, Know Your Meme. My absolute favorite - so far - is Three Wolf Moon. It'll have you howling! Alas, I don't know htf to post it directly here seeing as YT has done...stuff.
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So You Think You Can Dance! is back tonight! Woot! Other things I am watching are:
Design Star
Top Chef
Hell's Kitchen
Defying Gravity - omg with the rabbit, omg with the reproductive issues, it's creeping me out and bringing me down
Eureka
L&W:CI - I'm loving Jeff Goldblum, his character is creepy and cruel
And loads of BBC stuff.
Well, my cold is kicking my ass so it's time to go to bed.
Night night, internets!
Oro out
I am sure the cross walk crack whore will go on to have many more children to recklessly wheel into oncoming traffic.
Posted by: docgrumbles | September 07, 2009 at 11:07 AM